Porch Sitter

Women in military housing that sit on the front porch, smoke cigarettes and talk on the phone all day while their kids run around unsupervised.

Damn! That woman across the street is a porch sitter!

by money_over_bitches December 28, 2009

sutter

the high school only has about 700 kids, you know everything about everyone, easiest school to ditch from open campus so everyone just go to their friends house for lunch.

the town has about 3,000 people, and is home of the smallest mountain range in the world(and nobody will let you forget it)

the high school has an amazing boys football team and that is all they care about but they also have a really good girls soccer team which has not lost a games in years even though all the girls on the team are whore and just fuck everyone especially the "core 3" the captions just have sex with everyone and will one day end up as dumb skanks even though everyone wants to have sex with the "core 3"

everyone in sutter is realated to everyone, most kids parents went to that highschool,

there isnt even a stop light in this whole town and a couple stop signs that nonbody actually stops at cause they shouldnt be there.

pretty much the town sucks and just have slutty girls even

those girls are good at soccer and whore

...they have to be from sutter

everyone is dumb that comes from sutter

by jf;dsjf;dhg December 13, 2010

selter

Someone who is a very retarded dumbass who doesn't know what he is supposed to do with his life and is clueless in whatever he does and very stupid at whatever he does

This kid is such a selter and doesn't know what 2+2 is

by Jacob lapis Marriott April 26, 2017

15 seater bus

Can be used as a school bus or a sunday school bus.

Can also be used by large families with dogs.

Commonly used for religious reasons.

1. Wife: "We have 10 kids, and a standard 5 seater car isn't big enough!"

Husband: "Never mind, I found us a nice, white bus in the paper that the local church is selling! It has 15 seats and will do this family well".

2. The sunday school 15 seater bus is picking us up soon! Get your things together, they won't have spare bibles to lend.

3. We can take the dogs to the beach with us in our brand new 15 seater bus! Jump in kids!

by Bitchezbehatin' September 24, 2011

unpatriotic sitters

When the pledge of allegiance is being announced at school and the person refuses to stand. This is likely because they are a Weeaboo or spend to much time on the internet to denounce where they were born, at least stand and recite in your head the song of your preferred country.

The whole class stared at the unpatriotic sitters while the pledge was being announced.

by Mcthundastick April 9, 2015

Settler

The girl that is the easy, last resort fuck at the bar or party. You go around the party trying to hook up with some real hot chicks that you haven't had sex with yet and if you can't get them to come back to your place tonight you always have the settler to fall back on because you know she is always down to get slammed.

Jon: Amanda is the settler tonight. She's such a slampig.
Ed: What's a settler?
Jon: Well if you can't bring any other slut back you gotta settle for her.

by lunchboxx10 August 1, 2010

settler

Used in New Orleans to mean an older male or female love interest. Usually males use it to refer to women 5 or more years older than themselves.

I went to Harrahs last night and picked up on a settler. She divorced, a nurse at Tulane, and she fine as a broad out the Nolia.

by Mr. 225 August 4, 2008