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Selfie Bomb 

A selfie bomb is when you take a picture of yourself when something random, funny, stupid, awesome, or amazing is occurring in the background and you then post it to a social media site.

For instance take a selfie bomb when:

Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face

2 random people are making out on a park bench

Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt

You're robbing a convenience store

You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates

Right after sex
"She still denies it, but I selfie bombed that ho after we fucked"

"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"
Selfie Bomb by LOLDYNAMISM June 17, 2014

Selfie-conscious

Similar to being self conscious, being selfie conscious is when you are self conscious about taking a selfie in public.
"Why don't you just take the damn selfie?"

"There's too many people around. I'm feeling selfie-conscious."

Selfie Activist 

Street protesters who use social media to create a facade of activism. More concerned with updating images of themselves at protests and rallies on social media than articulating the cause. Easily triggered, with a deer in headlights look, when debated, and clueless of how to achieve the political goals for which they are protesting.
Look at that stupid Selfie Activist
Selfie Activist by Cry Cis May 16, 2016

Selfie Ninja 

,A person who takes a picture of a person taking a selfie. They can be anywhere when someone is taking a selfie. The person taking the selfie has no idea that they are being photographed by the ninja. This is not a photobomb---the ninja is not in the selfie, so position is key.
"Hey man, check out the hot piece of ace! Whoa, she's taking alot of selfies! I'll stand right here so she won't see me and take some pictures ! "

"Stand over there so she won't see you. You can be a selfie ninja! "
Selfie Ninja by Buck Walter July 25, 2016

selfie fraud 

When a girl uses filters, special lighting, contours and highlights her face to take a selfie but those who know her and see her in person know she's ugly ass hell.
-dude she's hot

-Nah bro she's on that selfie fraud
selfie fraud by Wild Gal March 21, 2017

selfie stick 

a mono pod that holds mobile phone, tablet, iPad to use for taking selfie or group photo with
Let's take group photo with my selfie stick.