Northland Secondary School

The worst secondary school in Singapore filled with obese white af round-ass chinese kids(other race included but Chinese of more) and short center-parting

glasses wearing kids, full of vapers in the toilet especially the sec 2-5, northland secondary school previous principal, Mdm Tan, is always crying on the zoom meeting for the entire school to see so that she can leave this god awful Northland secondary school like she cared about it

PSLE failure: Hi, i am from Northland Secondary School

Person with iq above room temperature :" lol loser dumbass potential ITE bastard"

by Average r/genzedong user March 21, 2022

Columbia Secondary School

This is supposed to be a secondary school grades 6-12 that have students striving to be the smartest young individuals in New York CIty.

I'm not gonna lie it's affiliation with Columbia University gave me no reason to doubt that

That is before attended the school myself i might add

After being in the school in 9th, 10th and 11th grade, and now being a senior i just realized something

This school ain't anything like i thought, this shit full or fucking retards, with 16-17 year olds that can't even spell theri own name

Nah don't blame autism on any type of brain damage, it's this fucking school LMFaO

What's Worse? This school is the absolute definition of a shit-hole, This bumass school makes living in a third world county sound ideal LMFAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOA

The cafeteria got grown ass children vomiting on the floor like they 8 years old, dumb bitch, go to the toilet and do that shit ya dirty bum

Niggas pour milk on the floor like damn kill ya self fr y'all supposed to be "Ado-FUCKING-lescence" and some of the seniors a technically supposed to be "A-Fucking-DuLtS" HUH? bitch how y'all made it past Kindergarten smh bye y'all just idiots I can't with y'all

I'm class of 2020, thank god, this my last year with you retards

:) :)

And there you go a college level definition of "Columbia Secondary School"

"Columbia Secondary School" yields the education of retards that don't learn anything.

2+2 times "Columbia Secondary School" = "A school (4) retarded kids"

by Fuck_CSS January 5, 2020

Changkat Changi Secondary School

The notorious gangster school (not very gangster nowadays but got some idiots left and right) Ex school of the famous sylee madder passaway guy

Auntie: Ah boy ah which secondary school you study?
You: Changkat changi secondary school auntie
Auntie proceeds to give you ‘the look’

by SomeGuyOnTheInternet1 August 22, 2021

bukit batok secondary school

worst school ever. boys toilet smells bad and looked like it has a 20 year old murder case for some student genius to be solved. they even preserved some spiral staircase that i got restricted from using for some reason and the library legit has staff offices in the middle of it which consists like of 3 tables and a plastic chair. school is also on tight budget and cant even afford equipment and maintenance of the school without them like organising 3 events which students have to contribute to. also the field is shared with those princess elizabeth pri students who are very loud

"Hey where are you planning to go after PSLE?"
"I am planning to go to bukit batok secondary school and smoke cigarettes and take shits in the toilet without flushing."
"That's very specific but okay."

by what do u mean already in use September 9, 2021

greenridge secondary school

A great school before 2019 that is located in Bukit Panjang, beside BKE. Used to have kind and cool teachers, the former principal used to be awesome at investing things, and spending it on our canteen piano and changing the colours. Mr Rajaen our former dm before 2018 is the strongest spanking dm, cool and funny. Now the school is just the worse, hence combining with Fajar Sec in future 2022

Example: Got 1 greenridge secondary school kid sitting on his teacher's motor without permission, bloody dog ah basically, thrn stupid enough to post or make it obvious for ppl to record.

by Silat StickMan August 20, 2021

port credit secondary school

(aka Pot Credit)

A school where everyone is smoking weed and crack cocaine. (but mostly weed, hence the nickname) Holds a large brown and asian population due to the Sci tech program, which is absolute bullshit since no university gives a shit. Still, the school somehow has a shitload of money...mind blown.

Person 1: You know where I could get some pot?
Person 2: yeah...just go to port credit secondary school...the school's called pot credit for a reason. The stuff's everywhere.

by IminscitecFuckmylife September 12, 2013

Jurong West Secondary

one of the more lifeless schools in Singapore the students here generally treat their school table as sleeping pillows and the xmms yps count as well as the school budget here is as low as the students attendance rate but the teachers here are mostly caring and dont really have any favourites except for tht one shitty eng cher cos the students r all shit anyways and also police visits are a monthly must for some reason even tho the gangsterism here is way toned down compared to boonlay secondary nearby

I want to go to Jurong West Secondary after my PSLE said no one ever

~Don't, just go to Westwood its far better and have livelier environment

by theguardianangel78 August 20, 2021