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Text-ican Standoff

When a man and a woman start dating, but one of them loses interest and stops texting, and the other person doesn't want to send another text until the person that has lost interest responds to their previous text for the fear that they are seeming desperate. Similar to the Mexican Standoff but with texts not guns.

Also see Textual Standoff
Mike - Hey Jason, how's it going with the girl you've been seeing?

Jason - Not good.. I sent her a text a few days ago and she hasn't responded yet, so I'm in a Text-ican Standoff.
by RatBoy May 28, 2018
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Three Dot Standoff

When both parties see each other is typing in an iMessage, and both are waiting for the other one to send first.
While Beth was typing to Sue on her iPhone, she noticed by the three fluctuating dots that Sue was typing as well. She decided to wait to see what Sue would send first. Little did she know, Sue was doing the same...

Turns out they were in a Three Dot Standoff.
by Palomino1 February 27, 2020
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Richard 'Trese' Sandoval

Tough but is a cry baby. Hates affectionate people and is too distant but loves us. Always making everyone around him laugh, does corny dad jokes. Lowkey kind but is not really apparent by his appearance. Proud of her 2 daughters even though they are both stubborn and gives him headaches. Mukhang pera pero binibigyan naman ang maganda niyang anak na si Naning. Palaging inaaway si Bunso.
Tignan mo si Richard 'Trese' Sandoval, ang ganda nung anak.

Si Trese ang hilig uminom ng alak kaya pa-pilay pilay na.

Trese, happy father's day.
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Mexican Shit Standoff

When two people are in a public bathroom stall and both are too polite or uncomfortable to let what's gonna happen happen, so they both end up sitting there for several minutes until one gives up and shits first.
Why haven't Trey and Doug been in their cubes? I swear its been all day.

Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.
by PotatoThunder January 31, 2022
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British-American standoff

The British-American standoff is a situation in chess, where one side has lost the queen and the other side lost two towers.
-Yestarday, Tommy and I played chess.
-Was it intense?
-Yes, we ended up in the British-American standoff quite early.
by MeavyHetal September 12, 2022
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Sandoval

Pronounced ( San-dough-Val)

Sandoval is the adjective used to describe the sound of a machine failing to operate properly or stuttering during speech. Such as a motor puttering or stalling out.
Example 1:

"Why does you car sound like that?"
"Oh it's just sandovaling. Probably the battery"
Example 2:

"Is that guy having a stroke?"
"No that's just Sandoval talking"
by Themotorpool November 14, 2016
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oreo standoff

an event in which an oreo is placed in a circle or men and the last person to ejaculate on the oreo has to eat it.
hey guys, let's have an oreo standoff
by 45yt June 2, 2005
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