by JudgeZilla September 13, 2021

When you don’t wipe enough, and the shit residue mixes with sweat then creates a sort of paste that seals your cheeks shut. Occasionally, the hairs get intertwined creating a tighter seal.
by MisterFistee July 26, 2019

by Haven002 June 9, 2018

While Beth was completely enamoured with John because of his SpongeBob smile and work ethic, she was growing increasingly frustrated with not being able to seal the deal.
by A&Please me July 11, 2022

by Easy E, big up July 12, 2019

by NoRealEnglish April 3, 2017

Seals are life. Seals are love.
24th of November is the day we celebrate the existence of seals. It’s the most important day of the year. Not many people know about it, but from now on it’s going to change. Seals are going to rule the world. They deserve everything. Fuck thanksgiving, it’s time for thankssealing.
24th of November is the day we celebrate the existence of seals. It’s the most important day of the year. Not many people know about it, but from now on it’s going to change. Seals are going to rule the world. They deserve everything. Fuck thanksgiving, it’s time for thankssealing.
We all have a seal inside of us. We are all seals. You, and you and YES you too. Don’t be ashamed of it. Be a seal. LET’S CELEBRATE SEAL DAY.
by julababulalolXD November 23, 2018
