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safe science

The idea that everything you research must be within safety requirements. According to the well-known scientist, Cave Johnson, safe science is stupid. In fact, he believes that you should "marry safe science if you love it so much". Also, you should "invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out".
Cave Johnson: Science isn't about why - it's about why not. You ask, Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say, Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out - because you are fired!
by geek96boolean10@deviantart September 12, 2012
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Zany Science Guy

An evangelist of teh Science. Has a degree in science education and chegged/group-worked his way through all the actual science and math classes he had to take. Teaches your kids teh Science at school by reading word for word from the textbook. Gives them work packets that he found on Google by searching for 'real cool zany science packets.' Doesn't know how to answer any of their questions, but man, does this guy love science! And what he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in zane. He believes teh Science like a good little boy and never questions his Lord and Saviour Dr. Fauci. He's triple masked, vaxxed, and ready to get zany!
Hello, class, I am your Science teacher, Mr. Z. I have a confession to make: I'm not like your last teacher. I'm a fun, Zany Science Guy. And do you know what time it is? It's time. to get. ZANY!
by bobbymcprescott August 10, 2021
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Devil Science

Science that is in conflict with Christianity.
Just adopt a baby bro. You don’t want to go through with IVF (In vitro fertilization), that shit is devil science.
by Senzuberry May 22, 2023
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That is not science

It is originated from chinglish "zhe bu ke xue". It is always used to express surprise or astonishment at unexpected or unusual things. By saying that, one means the thing he/she is told or sees is out of his/her expectation.
A: You know what, Tom just got the offer from Morgan Stanley, but he rejected it and decided to go to a small local bank.

B: Oh, that is not science.
by ritotila April 27, 2014
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Agriculture and Science Early College

ASEC is also known as Gaysec, a school filled with an extremely diverse group of students that are stressed to the point of mental breakdowns every week and being sleep deprived. With a few decent teachers makes this school bearable, until you get to the college classes. This place is wild.
“Dang did you see the bags under her eyes?”

yeah bro she goes to the Agriculture and Science Early College”
by anon24601 November 6, 2019
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slap your science teacher

Slap your science teacher

David: I hate you *slaps*
Teacher: okay then
by Slap your science teacher January 6, 2021
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what's the science?

by Shaaarrrp January 30, 2005
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