Human male masturbation; so called because stroking the erect penis resembles, albeit tenuously, the action of removing scales from a game fish in preparation for cooking
Dude, that stripper gave me blue balls. I'm going in the crapper to think about her and scale the bass, then calling it a night.
by C.C. Black November 4, 2007
Get the scale the bass mug.Interjection of annoyance or anger, like dammit!, son-of-a-bitch!, etc.: much stronger than "for Pete's sake!"
Stop playing with those girlish toys and act
like a boy, for Christ's sake!
also "crissakes!" or "Christ sake!"
like a boy, for Christ's sake!
also "crissakes!" or "Christ sake!"
by Jon64Bailey January 6, 2009
Get the for Christ's sake! mug.Quite possibly best the scale you could use to describe any situation. Better than 1 to 10, and more sophisticated than 1 to 100.
Woah, that's insane!
On a scale of 1 to 37 of insane-ness, 1 being "hmm, his socks aren't a matching pair", 37 being "OMG HE'S DRINKING WATER WITH POTASSIUM DENTURES", that was like, 32!!!
On a scale of 1 to 37 of insane-ness, 1 being "hmm, his socks aren't a matching pair", 37 being "OMG HE'S DRINKING WATER WITH POTASSIUM DENTURES", that was like, 32!!!
by Moley UK June 2, 2009
Get the On a scale of 1 to 37 mug.This is the snog scale, there is a georgia nicholson version, but the one at our school is slightly different
0.5 Hug
1 Holding hands
2 Arm Around
2.5 Footsie
3 Goodnight kiss
4 Kiss lasting 3 mines without a breath
4.5 Hand snogging
5 Open mouth snogging
6 Snogging with tongues
6.25 lip nibbling
6.5 neck nuzzling
6.75 ear snogging
7 Upper body fondling (outside shirt)
8 Upper body fondling (inside shirt)
8.25 Lower body fondling (outside)
8.5 Lower body fondling (inside, or if wearing skirt)
8.75 Stripping
9 Below waist activity (B.W.A)-- Like third base
10 Full monty
0.5 Hug
1 Holding hands
2 Arm Around
2.5 Footsie
3 Goodnight kiss
4 Kiss lasting 3 mines without a breath
4.5 Hand snogging
5 Open mouth snogging
6 Snogging with tongues
6.25 lip nibbling
6.5 neck nuzzling
6.75 ear snogging
7 Upper body fondling (outside shirt)
8 Upper body fondling (inside shirt)
8.25 Lower body fondling (outside)
8.5 Lower body fondling (inside, or if wearing skirt)
8.75 Stripping
9 Below waist activity (B.W.A)-- Like third base
10 Full monty
by Kathryn D March 29, 2008
Get the snog scale mug.A game in which you balance a shot of sake on two chopsticks over a cup of beer (Japanese or not, it doesn't matter). Then, you all yell "Sake, sake, sake!" and remove the chopsticks as fast as you can, allowing the cup to fall into the beer. Then you slam the entire concoction. Sweet!
"God, me and Dale got so wasted on those Sake Bombs last night. He kept muttering 'Sake, sake, sake!' in his sleep!"
by Nicki.B. July 6, 2006
Get the Sake Bomb mug.The shiny flakes in rock cocaine. Fish scales mean high potency. Mistaken for fiberglass, due to an urban legend.
by DROC August 23, 2005
Get the fish scales mug.Similar to "OMG" or "Oh My God", used in the format "For Pete Sakes"
"Did you hear that Dan lost $1,000 at a casino last night?"... "For Pete Sakes, are you kidding me?"...
"Did you hear that Dan lost $1,000 at a casino last night?"... "For Pete Sakes, are you kidding me?"...
by slugger_mn April 3, 2011
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