captain save a ho

a male who is always coming to the defense of a female wether she is right or wrong, pretty or ugly. Would say the moon is made of cheese if the female wanted him to.

"it was such an ENIGMA to see homey coming to that hoz defense when she said salt tastes sweet"
"yeah man, wat a captain save a ho"
"worrrd"

by Drac December 26, 2005

God save the queen

Not the national Anthem of England, but the entire united kingdom and dependancies like the falklands, Gibraltar etc.

God save the queen, she ain't no human bein'.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

God save us

Aw fur fuck sake

"I used to pee the bed when I was 14"
"God save us bob"

by Watermelongrease69 November 20, 2014

captain save-a-ho

Someone who will go out of their ways to back up their pleutonic girl friends even when they know that she has sleep with everyone within a 25 mile radius. A captain save-a-ho's objective is to is to eventually be the next person to sleep with the ho, but usually ends up failing miserably because they tend to be socially awkward. And a captain save-a-ho usually ends up getting played by spending ridiculous amounts of money on their meals while not only not being able to get any, but by also allowing the ho to sleep with one's own best friend.

Man what are you? A captain save-a-ho? Wake up idiot! She just banged both of our best friends back to back and there are talks that she like bukkake shots along with trains.

by Charles Eggleston January 2, 2007

Epic Save

ADJ~ A term defining the change from a situation being considered an Epic Fail suddenly becoming and Epic Win.

Dude did you see that Epic Save with that kid on the skateboard. It was F-ing sick!

by Greyn February 5, 2010

no save

A phrase you say aloud right before you're about to do something stupid or risky. You're essentially saying "Fuck it." This phrase derives from the video game Fallout, where it is common practice to save your game right before entering a dangerous area.

"I think I can make it."
"No way, that jump is way too far."
"Watch me..."No save!"

*Jumps*

by Grreatt Britton July 3, 2016

glove save

A close call, something bad almost happens but gets saved at the last second/barely

Tuukka: 'drops phone on ground'

'lands on front, but doesn't crack'
Zdeno: Whaaaaat?!?!?! That's a glove save for the ages!!!!

by chickfila August 4, 2016