Satan

A humorous misspelling of "Santa," often leading to funny misunderstandings. This mix-up can result in unexpected or ironic situations, especially when writing letters during the holiday season.

I accidentally wrote "Dear Satan" instead of "Dear Santa" in my childhood Christmas letter, asking for a better life. Hence, now I’m googling for images of women's panties because of it!

by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025

Satan

a retarded bitch.

Yo, Satan! You motherfucking bitch!

by skibidimanboi September 1, 2025

Satan

People that admit to being it.

The couple confessed unto being Satan.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown October 31, 2025

@satan

AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT... My queen that owns an Instagram called @satan. He mocks butthurt kids, has a lot of money, and promotes himself by encouraging children to write his username on the whiteboards of classrooms.

Man 1: do you follow @satan on Instagram?

Man 2: Yes of course! He is so funny

by @grace.schroeder December 19, 2014

@satan

A place where twelve year old can go to on Instagram to learn the benefits of drugs, sex, and shout notice me in the comments. Generally a metaphor for the whole of the Internet.

Dude, you're kid is such a square, he didn't want to get danked, so you better @satan him before it's too late.

by Kamzi November 8, 2014

Šatan

n. Miroslav Šatan (born October 22, 1974 in Jacovce, Czechoslovakia) is a Slovak professional ice hockey right winger who, as of the 2009 season, is an unrestricted free agent in the National Hockey League. He was drafted in 1993 by the Edmonton Oilers, but had his greatest success with the Buffalo Sabres. The last NHL team for whom he sKated was the Pittsburgh Penguins in 2008.

The proper Slovak pronunciation of his surname is "SHAH-tahn."

Šatan became the first player ever to win a World Championship in Pools A, B, C as well as a Stanley Cup.

by Dan Weyandt November 23, 2009

Satan's Moneyshot

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012