1. She pulled a surging Sanders last night, surprised the hell out of me.
2. Good thing he was wearing a condom cause he pulled a surging Sanders.
3. He sure was a Surging Sanders when he won the 2016 presidential election!
2. Good thing he was wearing a condom cause he pulled a surging Sanders.
3. He sure was a Surging Sanders when he won the 2016 presidential election!
by poetichk May 1, 2016
Get the Surging Sandersmug. Shawn talked a lot of game about how long he lasts in bed, but after a minute and a half , he had a surging Sanders situation and fell asleep leaving me totally unsatisfied.
or
I was going down on him and he surged his Sanders in my eye and it hurt like hell.
or
I was going down on him and he surged his Sanders in my eye and it hurt like hell.
by FrankSchapofWhitman May 8, 2016
Get the surging sandersmug. You know, when you come out of nowhere.
(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).
(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).
"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."
"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"
Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.
"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"
Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.
by vonkish April 27, 2016
Get the Surging Sandersmug. by ExMuzzy April 25, 2016
Get the surging sandersmug. Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
The next day my alarm goes off and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(oops I mean GET A SURGING SANDERS)
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
The next day my alarm goes off and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(oops I mean GET A SURGING SANDERS)
by MrCalifornian April 24, 2016
Get the surging sandersmug. by Two Midgets in a Trench Coat April 25, 2016
Get the Surging Sandersmug. When one cums out of nowhere much like presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has recently surged in the polls.
by Col. HappyFapper April 24, 2016
Get the Surging Sandersmug.