safety pullout

When a guy has to "pull out" prior to cuming, so that he doesn't impregnate his female lover.

Dude, I had to do a Safety Pullout last night because I forgot. Rubber...

by LTCFA November 25, 2017

safety razor

A shaving implement developed by King C Gillette in the early 20th century. Safety razors have a cap, a safety bar, and a handle. These razors use disposable double-edge stainless steel blades.

Safety razors replaced straight razors as the dominant means for a man to shave his face for most of the 20th century until Gillette Co. developed disposable cartridge razors to replace safety razors.

Dude: what's with the razor burn?
Bro: my mach 3 tugs at my skin when I shave.
Dude: have you considered using a safety razor?
Bro: what's that?
Dude: the only way to shave.

by RazorRick November 5, 2022

Safety scissors

Lesbians who use protective gear.

I seriously don’t want my scissor to cut myself, so I replaced them with safety scissors !

by stonebullets February 4, 2022

safety pin

mostly a metal device used for holding together wedding dresses and clothes....but know has been exploited as a fashion to those who are interested....but if not I bow to you who want to hold your clothes on

get married....you'll see......or rip your pants

by Laura June 30, 2003

Christmas Safety

noun
also the Christmas Safety Campaign
a campaign whose aim is to prevent girls and young women from being raped or killed by Niddars and to educate them about the use of devices for their personal safety.
The Christmas Safety Campaign was launched in 2004 after the Lucie Blackman murder case committed by Kim Sung Jong, a businessman of Korean descent, in 2000 in Japan.

Rotten-Kimchi-Buster Spray, a Christmas Safety weapon, for your girl friend.

by Abajian November 26, 2005

Safety Third

1 have fun
2 take nothing personal

3 safety (of you, your team/patrons, others)

When working, safety third...

by Nick w/the NAK July 17, 2019

Safety Beer

A beer that you drink as soon as you arrive home to prevent you from leaving again, i.e. driving back to work or to pick up a friend at the airport. A safety beer guarantees you a free pass as no one would ask you to drink and drive.

Boss I would love to come back in but I have had a safety beer.

Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.

by Pseudoname99 August 20, 2013