by AL_O0 January 15, 2018
Get the Safety squaremug. Noun: A place of safety or refuge from social outcast, embarrassment, and ridicule constructed via cushion, fabric, and puffs; an inlet of refuge from post-intoxication induced stupidity and promiscuity; the vessel in which one watches horror films, psychological thrillers, or consumes the Domino's pizza (occasionally by the grace of sirmarmasir, all 3 at a time).
"Yo gypsy, you think you're in couch safety right now? You're not - get back to the frialator and don't be stealing no McNuggets!"
"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."
"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."
by SirMarmASir October 10, 2012
Get the couch safetymug. by LTCFA November 25, 2017
Get the safety pulloutmug. mostly a metal device used for holding together wedding dresses and clothes....but know has been exploited as a fashion to those who are interested....but if not I bow to you who want to hold your clothes on
by Laura June 30, 2003
Get the safety pinmug. noun
also the Christmas Safety Campaign
a campaign whose aim is to prevent girls and young women from being raped or killed by Niddars and to educate them about the use of devices for their personal safety.
The Christmas Safety Campaign was launched in 2004 after the Lucie Blackman murder case committed by Kim Sung Jong, a businessman of Korean descent, in 2000 in Japan.
also the Christmas Safety Campaign
a campaign whose aim is to prevent girls and young women from being raped or killed by Niddars and to educate them about the use of devices for their personal safety.
The Christmas Safety Campaign was launched in 2004 after the Lucie Blackman murder case committed by Kim Sung Jong, a businessman of Korean descent, in 2000 in Japan.
by Abajian November 26, 2005
Get the Christmas Safetymug. by Nick w/the NAK July 17, 2019
Get the Safety Thirdmug. A beer that you drink as soon as you arrive home to prevent you from leaving again, i.e. driving back to work or to pick up a friend at the airport. A safety beer guarantees you a free pass as no one would ask you to drink and drive.
Boss I would love to come back in but I have had a safety beer.
Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.
Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.
by Pseudoname99 August 20, 2013
Get the Safety Beermug.