Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

Say Swear

1. The funniest group of friends to ever grace the planet.

2. Asking someone if they're being serious or are lying.

Jacob: Say swear you haven't seen the new podcast episode.
Kelly: Hell nah I'm about to watch it now.

by Jhinxx May 11, 2023

don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga

basically what is just says

don't swear on something so holy grail and precious, swear on the devil cuz fck dat niqquh

1) i swear to god that niqquh wilin out for real
2) yo word he suttin else ma g but don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga.

by princheska December 1, 2023

dat gurl gotta dic i swear

When u think a gurl a boy.

hey dat gurl gotta dic i swear. I know!

by wetblanket25 October 23, 2019

Swear

To say a bad word

Fuck I said a swear

by Boogereater69 August 12, 2022

Bum-Swear

To release air from the anus and call it a swear word

(Fart) oops excuse my bum language I just did a bum-swear

by Jusseppi April 21, 2022

fake-swearing

Want to swear without getting punished? Just use fake-swearing!

A: loses at game
A: DUCK YOU!
B: that fake-swearing plan worked perfectly

by Graniteisarock November 19, 2022