Smorning

Sunday morning. Used when you wake up after a big night out and can't even pronounce the day of the week.

I woke up smorning butt naked in Corona.

by codcod November 22, 2011

Sorny

You’re horny and sad the same time

I’m sorny right now.

by N0thankz February 4, 2019

Sporns

Spoon and Fork misused when you put them together.

An often mistake when you speak too fast.

"I found some more Sporns in the dishwasher! wait , Sporns?!"

by AngeliqueRose September 26, 2008

Sorny

Sad and horny at the same time

This quarantine is lasting too long to where I’m getting sorny.

by Fruitbythefoot March 19, 2020

shorn

Intercoursed in the anus with a corn husk

"No! I don't wanna get shorn!"

by lcmpg December 9, 2008

sterned

the act of getting extremely drunk and not remembering half of the night

We sterned it up last night

by mizswm November 19, 2010

sternburg

Sternburg= Having sex with a sandwich then jizzing inside it. Then fucking a girl with a cucumber then having her squirt on it then putting it in the sandwich. Then you have to throw up and shit and the sandwich. ANd after that you cut yourself and drip some blood in it. Once youve done all of this you gey your five year old sister to eat it.

Circles and triangles and now were hanging out with your new sternburg.

by ccccccoool June 21, 2009