A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.
John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why
by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013
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This phrase has become an inside joke among spider gang fans for a while now. The world needs to know that eddison loves his stove
This phrase has become an inside joke among spider gang fans for a while now. The world needs to know that eddison loves his stove
*weird distorted high pitch beat plays*
Lil darkie: HAH
Eddison: I love my stove!!!
me: what am i doing on this site anymore ;-;
Lil darkie: HAH
Eddison: I love my stove!!!
me: what am i doing on this site anymore ;-;
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Jonk: this chick wants me but you havn't gotten ass in a while. I'll give you a john stockton.
Labe: thanks brah
Labe: thanks brah
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