Pony Squirts

Diarrhea.

Jason has the pony squirts.

by Xamire January 17, 2010

poopy squirts

The act of projecting fecal matter out of your anus in a sporadic pattern. Almost an explosive manner, some might say like an icee machine running on empty.

Jose said to Juan "Man I am never going back to that roach coach again, that shit gave me the poopy squirts"

by Senior El Bopo July 24, 2009

Front Squirts

Menstruation

What's wrong, babe? You got the front squirts?

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Hershey Squirts

When you shove a chocolate bar so far up your ass that it can't be pulled it out. You proceed to pour hot water in, wait for it to melt and start sticking to your inner rectum. You then bend over and squeeze it out into a cup and sell it to somebody as chocolate milk and watch them drink it.

Selling your hershey Squirts is considered illegal yet highly satisfying.

by Devia February 19, 2018

Hershey's Squirt

When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake

Dude that girl totally let me enjoy her Hershey's squirt

by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020

Pert Squirt

(n.) The bloody mess ejected from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle, or 'pert'.

Dude, Janice 'pert squirted' all over her parents brand new leather sofa! They were so pissed!

by jaynation December 29, 2009

The Indonesian Squirts

When one eats enough Asian cuisine to result in violent and painful diarrhea, sporadically exiting the anus, resembling the series of islands that make up Indonesia.

"I shouldn't of had all that duck sauce on my egg roll because now I have The Indonesian Squirts"

by TheRealestDonCon January 20, 2017