Speed Queen

It's the washing machine that outlasts your life, and washes better than any other HE washer.

Me: Hey, which washer should I buy?
Dealer: I recommend that you buy yourself an old Speed Queen.

by Speedqueen August 13, 2020

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Speed Bang

To get your rocks off quickly during sex

My wife hates it when I speed bang her, because she never gets a chance to reach her climax.

by 05superglide February 14, 2012

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speed merchant

a person who has no ability other than sped

wow daniel james is such a speed merchant

by ghaithrolled December 20, 2020

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Speed Turd

A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.

Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.

Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!

Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"

by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010

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alpha speed

A speed at which someone travels when they are in a dire situation. Usually when they're excited or in a hurry.

My boyfriend and I were going to be late for a movie so I told him to kick it into Alpha Speed.

by Jayne Nicole Knox October 2, 2013

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Speed of science

To move, physically or metaphorically, at a pace that is unhindered by regulations, ethical considerations, safety considerations, and basic humanity.

"Hey guys, did anyone check that this stuff didn't make people's hearts explode? " No, we were moving at the speed of science. It's all good".

by The Wake Up October 13, 2022

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