shart

When one farts and a little shit comes out.

We gota go, dude.
Why?
It's an emergency!
What?
I sharted, dude.
What's that?
Sharted!
Huh?
I farted and a little shit came out!

-Along Came Polly
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by The Person January 27, 2004

shart

A combination of a shit and a fart that results in having to change your underwear.

Dude, I just sharted...I'll be right back.

by -dH- September 20, 2005

Shart

Noun: The solid waste expressed from the anus during an attempted gas excretion fart.

Verb: The act of shitting yourself when attempting to fart.

The origin of the word is officially credited to T. Wember (circa 1987) after observing his roommate's girlfriend attempt to sneak one by.

Holy crap! The bitch just Sharted!

by tjpw February 6, 2008

Mega Shart

A shart that is so powerful in nature that it contains the properties of a shotgun blast. When a mega shart occurs, the 'victim' will usually feel horrible for about 3 hours leading up to the blast. When the time comes, the person will usually get on their knees as a result of the pain; the mega shart usually occurs about this time, blasting out of ones asshole, usually tearing muscles and distending the anus, the blast blowing out of the pants in a shotgun like manner.

Jim was gripped by pain, and, being the experienced man he was, he knew it was a mega shart. Falling to his knees, he let loose, feeling the extreme pain and massive amount of crap rip through his ass, and burst out his pants.

by TRAPSTAR550 March 26, 2010

Pussy shart

When a woman mistakenly trusts a queef & instead encounters a sudden splurge of hot, stinky, week-old curdled semen that paints & destroys her panties, resulting in the dire need of heavy douching and deep cleansing of the demolished panties.

Ellen's neighbor witnessed Ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another pussy shart.

by Chickenpotpie121 December 30, 2013

Scarty

When you are so scared you shit your pants

Dude, I almost lost my hand today!

Holy crap that's Scarty

by Abandoned Nutsack July 7, 2010

shart-faced

Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.

Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.

by Fred Poole December 2, 2010