Definitions by -dH-

shart 

A combination of a shit and a fart that results in having to change your underwear.

Dude, I just sharted...I'll be right back.

shart by -dH- September 20, 2005

tirf 

Abbreviation for That Is Really Funny (it's the new "lol"). It can also be used as an adjective to describe something funny, and when people ask what it means, you tell them, and then they say it doesn't make sense, and then you say to yourself: tirf.

That comment you made about that whore is really tirf.

tirf by -dH- September 11, 2005

maybs 

A short form of maybe, that only cool people can use. Similarily, definitely can become defs, probably can become probs, and so on.

A: Are you going to the show?
B: Maybs, I hafta find some money. I probs have some in the car.
A: Well hurry up, we should defs get going.

maybs by -dH- September 11, 2005

hengh 

Used as a greeting or something to say when you're not sure what else to say, but you want to let the person know you have something to say.

A: hengh!
B: hey man, i just got back from burning the family dog.
A:hengh...

hengh by -dH- September 11, 2005