A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.
The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.
by craig john November 10, 2006
Get the ho jo mo yo smuggler mug.A lower belly bulge carried prominently beneath the belt line which makes a person appear as if they is trying to smuggle a bag of nickels in their pants.
by Johnny On The Slot September 30, 2011
Get the Nickel Smuggler mug.A infant found on the bus that carries marijuana or usually methamphetamine packages in their anal passage. Usually found with a discrepant looking mother in a underfunded stroller. Between the ages of 0-24 months often found smelling of sickly sweet poop.
by Cody5050 May 27, 2023
Get the Butt smuggler mug.Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.
Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."
Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"
Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"
Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"
Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"
by whiskey pack November 23, 2011
Get the Semen Smuggler mug.Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.
by Clifford Skridlow October 9, 2016
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