Golden Slumbers

1: To piss on somebody while they are asleep
2: A great Beatles song

1:
This guy was so asleep, not even screaming at him could wake him up. Had to give 'im the Golden Slumbers, then he woke up freaking out
2:
"GOOOOOOLDEN SLUUUUUUMBERS FILL YOUR EEEEYEEEEESSSS"
-Paul McCartney, 1969

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

scumberbun

Another name for the belly button because it's a trap for an assortment of nasty shit like semen, lint, crumbs, etc.

Hey look, I found a pretzel and some cheddar cheese in my scumberbun!

by -HEF2- November 4, 2009

slamberism

random ideas of having fun. It can be anywhere from taking silly pics to awkward dance moves. It is usually practiced amongst a group of friends who share the same common interest.

we had a lot of slamberism this summer, cant wait to see you all again next year.

by slamberboi916 May 22, 2010

slamberrypie

a hot slut who is down to fuck. Variation of slampiece. used as a noun though. Commonly referred to as a piece of slamberrypie

I would slice that slamberrypie.

That chick is a hot piece of slamberrypie

by nespeys17 October 4, 2010

slimberlake

a virgin that fails to lose it even when begging girls

thinks he is timberlake in looks in his own head

she made him look a right slimberlake following her around all night

virgin

by hot young thing March 13, 2011

slubber

a slut-brother who just found out he had sex with your last girlfriend when you had sex with her.

Friend 1:

dude you know that bitch names jackie

Friend 2: yea she's my ex-girlfriend, i had sex with her

Friend 1: ooh so did I where slubbers now

by jackson douche May 14, 2011

Scumbers

Achieving low or inadequate numbers or statistics when a quota is required.

Derived from the term "Scum numbers".

- "In terms of sales figures, your numbers are way down. Our company will not tolerate scumbers"

- A: "How many cherries have you picked today?"

B: "Only 650."

A: "Scumbers."

by Enmitystar September 26, 2011