taylor alexander simmons

A piece of shit

Taylor Alexander Simmons is gay

by 7rgr January 19, 2018

Mrs. Simmons

A retarded science teacher that doesn’t know how to teach science and just gives her students tests with random shit

"hey you know that science teacher Mrs. Simmons?''
"yeah you mean the retarded science teacher that gives random shit tests?"
“Mrs Simmons doesn’t know how to teach, did she even go to college?”

by BalloonTea68456 October 8, 2019

simmel

An asian penis

That asian guy's simmel is massive in porportion to the rest of his body.

by plug19197 June 22, 2009

Richard Simmons Poop

A pooping endeavor in which the pooper poops and loses 20 lbs in the process of pooping.

Dude, I just Richard Simmons Pooped into a new wardrobe!

by nutzostevo July 9, 2011

simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

by Crebs January 15, 2010

simmi

simmi loves jadey baby

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Simmi

Yellow nigga

Look at that sexy yellow nigga, his name must be Simmi

by Gabe Itch 6969 October 16, 2019