Shoulder Candy

When someone sneaks up and puts candy on your shoulder for a childish laugh.

Mother!! Stop doing that shoulder candy sh*t while I drive my train game!!!!

by Naughty Biscuit October 18, 2019

shit shoulder

Carrying the shit on your shoulder.

My parent's shit fell on my shoulders. Now I walk around with a shit shoulder.

by Zockoism January 21, 2018

tapped on the shoulder

Being laid off from a company, usually in one of several large rounds of layoffs. Generally refers to working in a cubicle and somebody from Human Resources comes up from behind, taps you, and asks if you've "got a minute" to talk in the conference room.

Did you hear? Bill and Al got tapped on the shoulder last week....

by SecondLook September 4, 2009

shoulder surfing

shoulder surfing is when someone looks over your sholder at an ATM to steal your PIN

He was sholder surfing when the copper spotted what he was up to and whacked him!

by Ads November 22, 2004

Shoulder Laughing

A breathy laugh where the shoulder bounce up and down repeatedly like a dope. It sounds like, "huff huff huff huff."

Stephanie is shoulder laughing again!

by StephanieQ October 23, 2008

Shoulder Tap

v. When someone in authority selects a candidate for a position within a company or political office.

1. Barack Obama shoulder tapped Hillary Clinton to be his Secretary of State.

2. When the CFO put in her two week notice, the CEO shoulder tapped a former colleague for the position.

by Wurderette September 4, 2009

Evasive Shoulders

This is the common term for people when turning around a wall into a hallway or room, need to turn their ordinary shoulders into 'Evasive Shoulders' by turning their shoulders inward to avoid hitting another person.

Jeff: "Wow, this mall is packed!"

Bobby: "Yeah, you'll really need have Evasive Shoulders today!"

Jeff: "Fo sho!"

by JKTehAzn March 29, 2009