sun shock

your body's inability to remain warm after returning from a sun soaked vacation in the middle of winter.

i keep piling on layers of clothes and blankets and have the heat on all the time at home, but i still feel cold!

that's what you get for going to socal in february...your body is in sun shock!

by galby February 16, 2011

Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.

“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.

by Lil Lep January 25, 2018

Turtle Shock

When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours

I gave my girl turtle shock

by LAGOUT July 21, 2019

Mask Shock

The experience of being pleasantly surprised or shook at someone's real face when they remove their mask for the first time.

OMG my coworker took her mask off for the first time today and I had total mask shock. Her real face was so much prettier than I imagined!

Holy shit! I've been flirting with that guy for months and today the mask shock was real. He definitely isn't as hot as I thought.

by LaLa Saquois December 18, 2021

Shock box

The act of eating a women out while spreading your ass in the direction of the nearest doorway.

Charles: “yo I just shock boxed this bitch”
Grant: “yea, I know I walked in and saw your asshole”

by 5$hotandready October 28, 2021

Brain shock

All it is brain fart I just hate useing the word then my mom made a different word

Hold up I need my glasses to talk Omg I jus had a brain shock

by XxSniperGod42069Xx June 04, 2020

Bowel Shock

A shit so terrible it requires both physical and emotional recovery

"I undercooked my dinner. My shits were so terrible I curled up in a ball afterwards and just stared at my lamp."

"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"

by AtomicKoi December 01, 2021