by currybomb July 29, 2010
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The realization that the initial feeling of excitement and arousal was sorely misplaced as the woman turns out to be less attractive and interesting as initially believed. Very common in relationships and one-night stands and orientations for school and when women take their makeup off.
K and H experienced first face shock when they found their entering class was not as attractive as orientation made it seem.
At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.
"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"
I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.
At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.
"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"
I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.
by Blow Me I'm Brown September 9, 2010
Get the first face shock mug.A three part covert sexual act comprised of:
Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water
Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.
The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.
Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water
Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.
The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.
I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.
by Erg raider April 4, 2011
Get the Ultra midnight spring shocker mug.A soul-patch-like piece of facial hair on men which lays just below the lip on the chin and is be used to absorb the shock of the balls hitting the face when said man is sucking a cock.
Justin Bieber will soon enough have a beautiful shock absorber.
The first thing I look for in a man is a shock absorber... tells me they know what they are doing.
The first thing I look for in a man is a shock absorber... tells me they know what they are doing.
by camahroon May 25, 2010
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an alternative version of the original shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), in which the thumb is inserted into the woman's vagina, and the four remaining fingers are rammed into her pooper. aptly named the "chinatown shocker", the victim receives four (fingers) for the price of one (intact asshole), but leaves one wondering if the product was truly worth the bargain.
Scott:"Dude I gave Page the chinatown shocker last night"
Jeff: " one in the pink four in the stink?"
Scott: "You know it."
Jeff: "How'd that go over."
Scott: "Let's just say I had her on the edge of her seat."
Jeff: "You disgust me."
Jeff: " one in the pink four in the stink?"
Scott: "You know it."
Jeff: "How'd that go over."
Scott: "Let's just say I had her on the edge of her seat."
Jeff: "You disgust me."
by caldrox June 27, 2010
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