shatfish

A mixture between a shark and catfish

That big-ass shatfish just swam under the bridge!

by imsogreat January 4, 2012

Sharticle

sh-are-tickle
noun
1. Particles of shart.
2. A shart is a shit and a fart combined into one large release of bodily waste.

The hippo was flicking around sharticles with it's tail.

The shit and fart particles were flying around.

by neeeeners October 7, 2011

shaftie

A shaftie is a motorcycle that is so incredibly rubbish it is physically incapable of wheeling. Weighing more than Russel Grant on his way home from doing a big shop in an armoured car, riding a bike without a chain is like anal sex without lube. Unnecessary and quite unpleasant.

A shaftie can wheelie (myth)

by ZebraQwerty November 9, 2006

Sharticle

a fart "particle" that exudes from the anus during flatulation.

"Dude, i tried to fart..no air....now my undies are full of fuckin sharticles. Good thing my girlfriend does the laundry."

by germy1979 April 23, 2010

scatting

In Surrey in a town called addlestone it was named a new crime,it was in the local paper 'scat attacks' 'yobs scat barrage puts kids in danger',it was a group of yobs who set alight to dog bins and stole the shit from the bin and threw and smeared it on;parks,bus stops,cars,windows,houses,off motorways and so on.They also used human feaces.There is a video on youtube search 'gurr scatting a car window'.
Also scatting occured as a form of revenge of people.Many local places got scatted.A 14 year old boy got arrested for it called munch.

'wanna go scatting?' 'you got scatty slapped' 'you scatted that car good' 'who wants to go scatting?'

by Luke Henderson January 13, 2008

shanties

What a girl is wearing after she sharts.

Lisa: "I sharted! I gotta get out of these shanties!"

by Modnoc April 17, 2006

shantique

a word that means nothing and everything

"Shantique that shit"
"What is your shantique today?"
Get a fucking shantique, already!
That's shantique.
I shantiqued so hard this evening.

by GreedyMastaFlex January 11, 2010