sharked

To be checked on and/or watched by office personnel. Activity is most common to events in which people may be having too much fun or are getting loud enough for it to be obvious that work activities are not being performed.

To be caught participating in a non-productive activity.

John's doing another lap around the cubicles; we are totally being sharked.

or -

Seeing any more than three people in a cubicle at any given time caused the office manager to shark the building.

by Lori Wildrick January 2, 2009

shafted

roots from "shaft" (the long part of the penis)
to be owned by one's insults
raped (figuratively)

Oh shit, you just got shafted.

by Billy blowjob jo February 25, 2008

sharded

any form of crapping anything in peices usually with explosive diahrehia

"Wow!!!, i just sharded a pineapple!" "I think my sfincter broke!!"

by Alsho Dormingouny December 13, 2008

shalted

Totally smashed, wasted, hammered, shitfaced, and the like. Used exclusively for excessive drinking.

"Dude, you should've seen Chris last night. He got totally shalted and bounced with some chick we've never even seen before."

"Uhg, I've had such a rough week. Let's go out and get completely shalted tonight."

by prettymucheverysaturdaynight December 6, 2009

Sharter

Sharter comes from ''shart''. Sharters are ugly dumb retarded cringe peolpe who shit and fart at the same time. They abuse animals by sharting on them.

_How are you grades ?
_I'm a sharter.
_I'm sorry you're failing school.

by s3fra September 28, 2020

sharked

To distract. To intentionally or unintentionally mess someone up from doing something.

"I would have hit the ball perfectly, but I she sharked me when she called me ugly."

by BrooklynnS February 19, 2008

shorted

When your smoking a cigarette and the butt gets even with the
pointer and middle finger and you cant grasp the the end of it with your lips

shorted

by mr illusiv 4 July 2, 2009