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Chocolate Seal

When you don’t wipe enough, and the shit residue mixes with sweat then creates a sort of paste that seals your cheeks shut. Occasionally, the hairs get intertwined creating a tighter seal.
I didn’t wipe enough before the gym and accidentally chocolate sealed myself shut.
by MisterFistee July 26, 2019
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Seal spin

Seal pin
It's someone with a weird sense of humor of seals that spins.
Dude, you're such a seal spin!
by NoRealEnglish April 3, 2017
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Bailey Seal

cool guy, makes good friendships, part time goofy goober, likes water and jesus too
"wow he's just such a bailey seal"
by bryant trinh July 13, 2018
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Master seal

A gayboi who shows off his willy is 2'6

And Bullys others who are less bent
And has a stupid xbox name
by Gayboy123562 September 19, 2020
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The Seven Seals

Based of NASB

Wrote In Palindrome's
Like Yahweh(double edge sword)
Forward and reverse audio

Li serve the first seal
Li seal with the white seal
Li's sell marken the conquest seal
Li stay with the second seal
Li snake the sun the red seal
Li's the one the war seal
Li stirr with the third seal
Li scale with the black seal
Li name my foot the famine seal
Li stove with the fourth seal
Li slay with the pale seal
Li's thank god the death seal
Li's faith with the Fifth seal
Li's sir trumpet, The Martyrs seal
Li's step martian, The trumpets seal
Li's Sket sin The Sixth Seal
Li's, Sir ray taught, The Terror Seal
Li Sleh'ath, The Hell Seal
Li's never sin, The seventh seal
Li scare god, The Great Seal
Li saw gun, The God seal
The Seven Seals So who changed sun wu's name
by MineOwedWu's August 14, 2021
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Seal Finger

The act of surprising your sexual partner with a finger up the bum causing them to let out a guttural yell resembling that of an angry seal.
I took Stacy to Sea World, I got so horny I had to give her the seal finger right there in the Wild Arctic exhibit.
by Jizzy Pearl January 29, 2023
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seal juice

Extremely popular cocktail consisting of Goslings black seal Bermuda rum and tonic water.
yo Jerome is getting after it right now!
“Arrrff arrrfff arrrff”
That’s that seal juice for you, cools you down while it jacks you up. What an amazingly refreshing beverage choice
by Easy E, big up July 12, 2019
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