Navy SEAL

When a guy sneaks into his girlfriend's house at night, past her parents, and eats her out while she is still asleep. In order to make the mission successful, there must be no evidence that he was ever there. Get in and get out.

"Dude, I pulled off the Navy SEAL last night."

Navy SEAL by Big Will Style May 6, 2008

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Dirty seal

1. The act of straightening your hair so poorly, its almost as though you did it with your feet.

2.It's also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal's feases-encrusted fur.

sick cunt 1- Christ did you see Mary's hair this morning?

sick cunt 2- Chaa, yeah, she's totally got the dirty seal thing going on.

Dirty seal by Cady XIII May 13, 2009

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Land seal

It’s just a fucking dog

Me; Oh wow is that a land seal
Land seal: Yes am also doggo

Land seal by That one 🅱️🅾️I July 31, 2018

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Vacuum seal

A vacuum seal is when a women is getting fucked in her anus, vagina, and giving oral sex at the same time. This is only possible with either 3 guys & 1 girl, or 4 lesbians with strap -ons.

Dude, Me, Joe, and Billy Bob vacuum sealed this one girl last night!

Vacuum seal by Brian Begais June 19, 2008