Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.

"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."

by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007

Scoop Head

Description of one who's hair is flat on top, a then curls out on all sides. Looks like a scoop of ice cream.

Is it just me, or are more and more people becoming scoop heads.

by CCurtis January 31, 2008

scoop-walk

when a person somewhat waddles, but mainly only on one leg.
Almost in a "scooping" fashion; they are scooping with one leg. It adds extra emphasis when the person has longer hair that sways behind them when they 'scoop-walk'

person 1: "Hey, check out Trevor, man. He sure is scoop-walkin' today!"
person 2: "Haha ayy, day go duh scoop!"
person 1: "Haha, he's lame!"

by potential April 28, 2008

Scoop my poop

A saying used when being told bad news. Normally used when not taking it all that seriously

John "Cuzz umm i kind of Crashed your car"
Alex " Oh scoop my poop, U fruit loop sloute
John "While i was running over your cat"
Alex "oh poop..... wait no muffins"

by Codey willis October 27, 2009

Scoop that jelly

A sexual action most times used before sex. This action consists of a male pleasuring a female by putting his fingers (most times he puts 2 fingers) inside a womans vagina and massages the inside of her vagina and/or at time quickly taking his fingers inside and out fastly, Creating lots of pleasure for the female. Most times during this action the woman can moan in satisfaction or antisipation. Sometimes this action can be used by a womon and a male, a woman and a woman, or a woman by herself.

The rubbing of a woman's vagina by herself or by someone else.

Bethanna- i heard that your sister got "satisfied" last night
Africa- Yeah i know im the one that told Daisy that told you
Bethanna- How did you find out?
Africa- I heard her moan, then she yelled "YES, scoop that jelly!!!"
Bethanna- OMG

by Big, Blonde and BEAUTIFUL! March 22, 2010

scoop the valve

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot

i scoop the valve also known as steph wiseman last night
She stroked my gray beard
I was asleep

by Mr R Gray November 13, 2010

Scoop N Sniff

The act of quickly moving your fingers down towards the female reproductive organ, like a quick scoop with your index and middle finger, and then proceed to sniff your fingers.

Justin decided to Scoop N Sniff Mara after three weeks of a relationship

by Big Dick B June 13, 2013