The shittiest team in the NHL. Have won just 1 stanley cup in the last 79 years. had a 54 year cup drought, and only have 4 stanley cups in 90 years. Their fans think they will win the cup every year but they always fuck it up.
Dumbass ranger fan: THIS IS THE YEAR!!!! WE'RE WINNING THE CUP!
Anyone with a brain: lol the new york rangers suck dumbass.
Anyone with a brain: lol the new york rangers suck dumbass.
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(n.) Sl.
1. One who persues anal sex for sexual pleasure or curiosity.
2. A homosexual male.
3. A proctologist.
This term may have come about after the likes of 2005's Brokeback Mountain--a film that depicts gay sex as a more pastoral undertaking.
"Rectal Ranger" can first be sited in 2005's Pretty Persuasion soon after Brokeback Mountains debut:
"These teachers, you know, hear it--these fucking dykes, lesbians, these feminists in the school system with their rectal-ranger buddies, you know; 'oh, it's the parents' fault, it's the upbringing.' Right. As if, what, kids couldn't inherently be fucking complete assholes on their own?"
1. One who persues anal sex for sexual pleasure or curiosity.
2. A homosexual male.
3. A proctologist.
This term may have come about after the likes of 2005's Brokeback Mountain--a film that depicts gay sex as a more pastoral undertaking.
"Rectal Ranger" can first be sited in 2005's Pretty Persuasion soon after Brokeback Mountains debut:
"These teachers, you know, hear it--these fucking dykes, lesbians, these feminists in the school system with their rectal-ranger buddies, you know; 'oh, it's the parents' fault, it's the upbringing.' Right. As if, what, kids couldn't inherently be fucking complete assholes on their own?"
Susie: "I bet you and your rectal ranger buddies always know how to pass the time when you're hunting for deer."
Bob: "...shut up...we don't have sex."
Bob: "...shut up...we don't have sex."
by scootie November 20, 2006
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Laura: "Can I have a corn dog?"
Ranger D: "Yeah, in my room."
Alexis: "NOOOOOOO!!!! He's gonna Ranger D you and forget about it!!!"
Ranger D: "Yeah, in my room."
Alexis: "NOOOOOOO!!!! He's gonna Ranger D you and forget about it!!!"
by Laaldi January 26, 2011
Get the Ranger D mug.to give some one a phone call, or a text message to find out information. Also can mean to share an intimate moment with another man in the shower.
Hey did you give Bobby a rangle jangle to get that meeting set up?
Bobby: "Hey Yerry, just wondering if you could give me a rangle gangle after your run, don't worry key is under the mat. Ill be in the shower ;) ."
Bobby: "Hey Yerry, just wondering if you could give me a rangle gangle after your run, don't worry key is under the mat. Ill be in the shower ;) ."
by DancingBojangles October 5, 2011
Get the rangle jangle mug.The act of going out with your bros looking for pussy, but usually failing and ending up just being out with your friends having a good time.
Jon: what did you guys do last night?
Kurt: Oh, we just went pussy-rangling, we ended up with no girls, but had a great time!
Kurt: Oh, we just went pussy-rangling, we ended up with no girls, but had a great time!
by J-Dawg31 August 23, 2011
Get the Pussy-rangling mug.When an obvious exchange of flirtatious glances between two humans occures - the (positive/affirming) expression directed to the initiant in return is "throwing back mid-range."
I scanned the room, noticed an attractive woman, caught her attention and smiled; she was definitely throwing back mid-range.
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