Rooster Booster

A wing man. The opposite of a cock block.

Chris Brown: Yo Mike P is the best rooster booster in my squad

by SexGameRayJay September 22, 2014

roboslut

a person who is a slut and at the same time will follow anything you say. Also the person might forget you at any time for another man

Man:Hey lady, get me a drink and when you get back well have sex

Girl: ok

by ziggyboggydoop December 4, 2004

Roosh Bag

A derogatory term for a Russian or someone of Russian decent. Can also refer to any Eastern European. This word is derived from the terms "ruskie", meaning Russian, and "douche bag".

"Dude, I just watched Eastern Promises and Viggo Mortensen was pretty bad-ass for being a Roosh Bag."
"I'm sick of all these commie Roosh Bags and their perogies."

by Peter Pantload March 12, 2008

robosapien

In short, these are robots who pretend to be human. Like humans, or "homosapiens", robosapiens are bipedal humanoids. Unlinke humans, robosapiens do not have hair or genetalia. This lack of external organs makes them very angry, therefore they take out their aggression upon children and the elderly. Nurseries and senior living communities are the most common targets for robosapien terrorism. However, they have also been seen at pet stores, random gas stations, and occasionally the local strip club.

Preparation for a robosapien encounter is important for today's society as neither pepper spray nor kung fu have any effect upon them.

Rule 1: ALWAYS wear a cup. Seeing as genetalia is the source of their hostility, this is the first area they will attempt to maim. Women are likely to have their chest attacked. The only defense against this is to get breast reduction surgery BEFORE the attack.

Rule 2: Pose an unanswerable question to them which will give you time to get away. Since they are robots, they rely heavily upon logic. A popular conundrum is, "How many digits of Pi can you count to?" or "What's the difference between a metrosexual and a homosexual?"

Rule 3: Always bring your robotic guard with you wherever you go. Since you cannot attack the robosapien, you need something that can. Robotic dogs are perfect. Or a gun.

Follow these steps and you will be safe from robosapien attacks and identity theft. You're welcome.

"That robosapien drop-kicked my baby!"

"My identity was stolen by a robosapien and my wife is ugly!"

by Austin Peters June 2, 2008

snub the rooster

jerking off, masturbation

Joe likes to snub the rooster when his roommate, the carnie, is not home.

by Dougie1234567890 November 12, 2006

Rooster Smoocher

Texas slang for cock sucker. Derived from another term for a Rooster is cock, and another term for smooch is kiss, which is close to suck.
Could mean gay, or just a jerk.

"Hey Travis look at that rooster smoocher over there in the purple pants."

or

"My boss is such a rooster smoocher for making me work on Saturday."

by skinnyfatty March 2, 2009

Rogoff

Rogoff: (n.) a male who is currently or has been breast fed way too far into maturity, often continuing well into middle school and sometimes into adult life. Rogoff's may appear and act like Richard Simmons with ambiguous sexuality and an unquenchable thirst for milk.

You should quit breast feeding that boy, you don't want him to become a Rogoff.

by tomp479 July 11, 2010