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BBC Reporters

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fucking idiot! Look at how stupid you look you dumb son of a bitch! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "Ha! Hahahahaha! You've seen more hateful posts, have you? What constitutes a 'hateful post' to you? Is it just anything critical of anyone or any class of people who aren't currently being culturally demonized? Anything critical of any of the 'protected classes' is 'hateful?' What's with these BBC reporters getting made to look like a bunch of retards?"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
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Compare excel reports

Expose yourself to your partner
Hey can we compare excel reports?
by J-dogmusic January 11, 2021
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KC royals report

A total CBT enthusiast, hes seriously addicted and may die soon.
KC royals report: hey jules can i get some CBT

Jules: dude chill we’ve done it 27 times already

KCroyalsreport: dude cmon

Jules: NO!

Hades Johnson: I’ll take your offer.

Jules: God what a KCroyals report.
by Buffsky March 24, 2021
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block don't report

Used on shtwt when people post images of their self harm.
A bio: #shtwt #edtwt || block don't report || I post sh
by JinxJecka June 14, 2023
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digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.
Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.
by Butter Mike June 16, 2023
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reporting

The act of a Butthurt moron who feels the need to dob in a person to Facebook for something they find offensive instead of just scrolling on
Oi can you boot Scuba Steve out of the group please he's butthurt and been reporting again.
by #Dshow@HumourMe August 1, 2016
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Ransom-Note Report

The style of reporting that has grown rapidly in popularity since the establishment of the FOX News company. This type of reporting cuts tiny pieces of real stories out of their surrounding context and reassembles them in a way that they can't be scrutinized easily and the assembled product has no truthful connection to the host story, (but they do get the Ransom-Note Reporter paid).
All that was left of that Reverend Wright sermon was the Ransom-Note Report after FOX News had their way with it. They sure know how to cut you without getting caught.

Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.

Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.
by WNYmathGuy April 21, 2008
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