A person that supports and votes for mega businesses and the extreme wealthy while living paycheck to paycheck with no help from said entities.
by Cooter Wellington III September 26, 2017
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Person A: Adam Kinzinger is crying on camera during a hearing...
Person B: He is such a pet republican
Person B: He is such a pet republican
by Ihatethismeme July 30, 2021
Get the pet republican mug.1) Any human that worships teenage murderers regardless of political affiliation, ethnicity or country of residence.
2) A blanket term considered the politically correct replacement for ‘Nazi, Nazis, Filthy Fascists, Hitler Lover or Cold Blooded Killer.
2) A blanket term considered the politically correct replacement for ‘Nazi, Nazis, Filthy Fascists, Hitler Lover or Cold Blooded Killer.
1) Today’s GOP is predominately Rittenhouse Republicans because they enjoy murder fantasies.
2) Over time the Manson Family and Rittenhouse Republicans became synonymous.
2) Over time the Manson Family and Rittenhouse Republicans became synonymous.
by adsfDingus November 20, 2021
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"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."
"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."
The Platform of the Republican Party Reptiles:
“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."
“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."
by Melvin P. Dittlethumper December 10, 2009
Get the Republican Party Reptile mug.The original definition has a blatantly obvious bias (as will this one, most likely.) In the past, Republicans have voted against civil rights proposals and supported extreme interrogation tactics: voting against the Violence Against Women’s Act, voting against equal marriage rights, an administration that waterboarded suspects, etc. Nothing is black and white, and I understand it's unfair to select examples out of context. But the general civil rights injustices in the name of money and morality portray a type of political view that some may categorize as the modern-day equivalent of past evils. I agree that Voldemort’s regime is most akin to Hitler’s, but also to any view that dealt with “purity” of blood (aka racism) or any view that does not promote equality for all. People who find the slogan amusing are likely frustrated with actions that seem to promote some form of social injustice, and chuckle at an extreme analogy that does not pretend to be a thesis of political reasoning: it’s referring to Harry Potter, for goodness sake. It’s an analogy made to show distaste with a political view, much like the smear campaigns of the midterm elections. Politics rarely depicts “fair” representations of either party, which the original definition did nothing but perpetuate by comparing Democrats to Umbridge and her regime (which some may argue is just as bad as Voldemort, if not worse, as their selfish motivations impeded every progressive political maneuver in the name of “good".)
Damn man, I’m just so frustrated by some of the referenda that Republicans keep shooting down, sometimes I think that Republicans would have supported Voldemort. I’m gonna go get a Republicans for Voldemort bumper sticker.
by rantpants November 8, 2010
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by stan February 13, 2005
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by Am a Uniondick September 2, 2004
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