Republican 

Someone who is always telling people not to believe what the main-stream media tells them, but then goes ahead and believes everything that is spewed out by the fox news propaganda machine.

A republican is typically not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Republican by Spicyspectrum April 8, 2021

Republican 

A Realist. One who acknowledges the inherent greed in people and understands that competition is what moves an economy forward. Tends to protect the lives of unborn children.

If only 2% of the population were Republicans, they wouldn't control Congress and the White House.

Republican by Mary June 2, 2003

republican 

a word often misintrpreted by librals they enjoy calling republicans dumb (then how did they get rich), facists (most of them dont know what a facist is beyond hitler), say the whole party is made up of ultra religous white men (im not a religous white man) and think that everything one republican says is supported by all republicans (do you support slavery)

Demicrat: I HATE RICH REPUBLICANS THEY ARE ALL FACISTS SO DUMB THEY ARE ALL IN LOVE WITH GWB AND EVERYTHING HE SAYS
REPUBLICAN: SO WHERES YOUR BUS THING HIPPIE

republican by sean123 September 1, 2005

republican 

Someone whom doesn't learn about history and would like to repeat it. They call themselves conservatives.

idiot1:Im republican, I voted for trump even though the fbi busted 17~ of his members for working with russia.
idiot2: I like russiaaaa *southern draw*

republican by georgia mannnnn February 13, 2021

Republican 

someone who, despite the numerous spiteful and angry definitions on this website, believes in little government control of economics, tax breaks for all American citizens, a highly strong military, and the power of the individual. Republicans are individualists that are not to be confused with bible-thumping radicals that have, in recent years, taken over what was once a pure and successful party (minus the infamous Richard Nixon).

Person 1: Are you a Republican?
Person 2: Do you mean "am I someone who confuses politics with ethics" or "am I an American citizen with a conservative outlook on most issues?"
Person 1: the second.
Person 2: yes.
Person 1: wow, it's great to know that other people have different opinions than me because I respect other beliefs and realize that our country was founded on political/religious freedom.
Person 2: God/Allah/Yahweh/Science bless America.

The REAL Republican party will rise again, and bring with it the downfall of ignorant religious leaders that have no place in politics.

Republican by iheartspongebob October 27, 2011

Republican 

chastised for:

being filthy rich, including but not limited to: teresa heinz kerry, bill clinton, all of hollywood.

controlling the media, this is why we see a lot of pro war documentaries and pro capitalism pictures.

because they should give enough money to taxes to where they dont get to benefit from their achievements, whether inherited or self earned.

however, mostly they are harassed because they are in office right now.

(republicans) are known for their trophy wives. - al franken

Republican by both parties are twisted December 4, 2006

republican 

Anti-Communist who doesn't want the government to take out 75% of every upper-class citizen's paycheck and give it to an un-deserving person who is perfectly capable of working but just prefers not to and would rather receive hard-working successful peoples' money that was stolen from them by democrat government officials. A republican also believes that if terrorist extremists attack the USA, we should fight back.

First time voter: I'm not sure who I want to vote for. Who do you like?

Smart Person: Well, it depends. From what you told me, you receive 900$ per week at the job you have now. A democrat president would have 350$ of your paycheck taken out every week to pay minorities such as mexicans and negroids who don't like working, but are perfectly capable of working. A republican would only take enough taxes out of your paycheck for what is absolutely necessary for the country, such as to repair roads, pay school systems for supplies needed, etc. A democrat believes that any minority doesn't have to work and can just get paid for hard-working peoples' labor while they sit back and receive checks for nothing

First time voter: Wow, only an idiot would vote democrat.

republican by Jason Smithsonian March 16, 2008