Rectal/Cranial Inversion

Having one's head up one's ass.

Julie is such a suck-up! She's suffering from a rectal/cranial inversion these days!

by vanman_57 December 8, 2011

Cranial - rectal syndrome

An advanced form of cognitive dissonance where a person's head is actually so far up their own ass that it reemerges from their own mouth thus creating a black hole of ignorance and hypocrisy devoid of reason or logic.

Trump supporters must suffer from cranial - rectal syndrome because they seem to not understand their own hypocrisy.

by Grimmnevil June 8, 2017

Rectal Ranger

A man who pursues adventures, escapades, or shenanigans in the rectal area of another man. Also may be used to describe the "double life" of a man who is married with kids, but secretly is a butt pirate with other men at night and on business trips

John is so obviously a rectal ranger. I mean, hes more addicted to ass than one of those scat freaks!

by The Dizzle with the Wizzles! March 17, 2003

rectal leech

One who sucks the rectum. Usually a homosexual.

You ass sucking rectal leech.

by Prion July 12, 2003

rectal benedict

when someone takes a crap in your mouth through a piece of canadian bacon.

Does anyone have a toothbrush? I just had a rectal benedict!"

by D. Finer November 29, 2006

Rectal Spurs

Spurs in the rectum. Jagged growths in the anus usually cause by repetitive anal sex.

"Damn by ass hurts I think I'm getting rectal spurs."

by Lizzie Shadduck May 28, 2008

Rectalpedia Britannica

The repository for wildly inaccurate and/or grossly erroneous information frequently used by people attempting to provide an answer for something that they clearly do not know the answer to and/or for which they are obviously unqualified to answer but are too ignorant to admit it.

When expressing incredulity at a persons response to a question it is the more subtle and polite way to inform or identify an answer to a question that is clearly inaccurate by stating that the person must have gotten that answer from their rectalpedia britannica AKA "they pulled it out of their ass."

Ken:"Christine just asked me why I was not participating in the breast cancer awareness in the office and then she told me that breast cancer is the number one killer of men over the age of 35."

David: "What did you tell her?"

Ken: "I told her that was completely ludicrous."

David: "Yeah, no doubt another answer she pulled from her rectalpedia britannica."

by majordad July 5, 2010