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Homosexual Rectum Ranger 

When a man rubs semen all over his face and then fingers his own anus while yelling into another man's rectum. Usually followed by anal sex, anal reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to Coldplay.
Big Jared went over to Oleg's house last night and ranged his rectum, very homosexually.

Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.

coconut ranger 

a term of endearment for a person who is special to you. they are usually well known & well liked. they could be considered “popular”. you could use this phrase to describe a best friend or favorite person of yours.
Person 1: Do you know Juliet?

Person 2: Yeah man, she’s my coconut ranger!

Person 1: That’s dope! I always wanted one of those.
coconut ranger by littlegoon May 29, 2018

Chairborne Ranger 

Derogatory term for military personnel who work at the Pentagon. Typically overweight officers who have forgotten what it's like to be a "Joe" or a "Grunt" and try to influence affairs that they know little about or are misinformed of.
Look at that damn Chairborne Ranger trying to tell us what rifle is best for our soldiers. He wasn't even in the infantry!
Chairborne Ranger by Marine2012 January 4, 2009

Chairborne Ranger 

1) Any and all Airforce personel
2) A wanna-be soldier who has not/will not enlist in the military and/or plays too many FPS
"Damn Johnny is busting out no-scopes left and right" "Thats becuase he's a Chairborne Ranger"
Chairborne Ranger by R3dundantC January 14, 2008

Ford Ranger 

Has so much power it is mostly know as the white missile. Rips Mitsubishi Triton owners a new arsehole whenever they operate the holy automobile. Can flog the shit outta it and it’ll act like it’s brand spanka from the dealer.
Person 1: Holy shit u just see that.
Person 2: What u mean I didn’t see nuffin.
Person 1: Must of been a Ford Ranger was as fast as missile.
Ford Ranger by Yeah nah yeah February 12, 2019

power ranger 

1. What you do on the sidewalk in front of lots of cars when you are bored to death and have no life and dont care whether or not anyone thinks you are a crazy psycho or not.
me:*hillbilly accent* Power Rangers Go!!!
me and friend:*power ranger hand thingy*Num Chuck! num chuck! num cuck! num!....chuck!