Raccoon

A lengthened version of the word coon

ur a raccoon

by NotReal1174638 January 29, 2023

Raccoon Trap

1. A person who’s an absolute disaster wrapped in cheap cologne and bad decisions — irresistibly chaotic, like a glittery dumpster fire you know you shouldn’t look at but can’t turn away from.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.

Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation

by LoverOfSTrangeBallons August 6, 2025

Russian raccoon

Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.

Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.

by Ghost and pringles December 2, 2018

Raccoons at a Rave

The collective of a group of employees who are completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party.

OMG, FFS, my employees in the warehouse area bunch of raccoons at a rave!

by Its_broken December 26, 2024

Raccoon

A girl who seems to always end up going for guys who are trash. Starts with naive optimism, always ends with tears.

Damn I heard Jessica got played again.

Yeah, this time it was some guy called Brad, that raccoon really likes her trash.

by Sooooj23 December 17, 2021

Rusty Raccoon

When indivisual licks a shit covered dildo that was tainted by 12 prostitutes.

"Let me get a rusty raccoon after school" said David.

by Lil Grindr May 9, 2018

Raccoon sandwich

A sandwich famously eaten by the great orham of the sheetmetal world, made by a blend of pet raccoon shit and stale bread, it is most enjoyed by the council house family’s of today.

Jeremy brought a raccoon sandwich into work today

by Chicken shop August 31, 2018