meanwhile, back at the ranch

A term meaning: 1)two events simultaneously happening in two different locations.2)while that was going on there, this was going on here at the same time.

Jay was out buying Jenna flowers but meanwhile, back at the ranch, Jenna was sleeping with Jays bestfriend.

by anonymous May 4, 2004

Ranch crotch

To spill ranch on your crotch.

I just ate this burger and WHOOPS! I have a ranch crotch now.

by JonathanUllberg October 30, 2007

cat rancher

A person who houses multiple cats in their home. Statistics show that the cat rancher owns an average of 5 felines. Cat ranchers also tend to be older, psychotic women.

That crazy bitch down the street is a cat rancher.

by mug3nx April 27, 2009

bunny ranch

bunny ranches are giant whore houses, with beautiful chicks, that will do anything you want for thousands of dollars. They aint cheap, located outside of Vegas

jimmy : ey lets go get some poontang at a bunny ranch

by jane doe August 24, 2004

ranchero

The El Camino's natural enemy.

"Look! An El Camino and a Ranchero interacting in their natural habitat!! Ohh, lets observe without disturbing them."
Hushed whispering ensues from inside the safe enclosure of the gas station, the bus then comes and scares both the Ranchero and El Camino off.

by Cuz Inzki October 1, 2007

meanwhile, back at the ranch

An analogy for "to continue" or "as I was saying", after an unexpected, odd, or irrelevant interruption, utililizing the crude visual or vebal segues of low-budget movies and television shows in the 60's and 70's;

You are in the middle of a conversational anecdote when someone drops an object that makes a huge racket; " Meanwhile, back at the ranch- Dave said to me etc. etc."

by Ren May 3, 2004

ranchy-ass hoe

When someone is just a dumb bitch and they get on your nerves, they just some ranchy-ass hoe.

"Got to hit 'em with that womp womp wah, womp womp wah. Ranchy-ass hoe, ranchy-ass hoe."

Person A: Ew, did you see Megs macking on that Sonic the Hedgeblogger?
Person B: Yeah, what a ranchy-ass hoe.

by lessThan3_Mischa September 28, 2008