roffle mayo

A special kind of mayonnaise designed just for roffles. You can decide for yourself whether it is actually mayonnaise or something more... sinister.

Person one: ROFFLE MAYO! Gimme some of that ;)

by in_the_depths July 19, 2007

roffles

what scooby doo has for breakfast

"Raggy ri rant rome roffles"

by Alicia Summer July 26, 2005

roffle

A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.

Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.

by Helman May 3, 2005

ROFLA

This originated from ROFL (roll on floor laughing). It means Roll On Floor Laughin A lot, and is commanly used.

fred: omgg it wa well embarrassing for me today
freda: ROFLA

by Laura [: January 27, 2008

roffed

To PWN and/or rape a novie.

wow dude you just got roffed.

dude i just roffed some noob.

yeah bitch you got roffed!

by pooplip March 21, 2008

roflblastic

just about the fanciest and coolest way around to say "rofl" also known as the famous interweb acronym "rolling on the floor laughing"

person 1: oh mannn, a tampon commercial is on mah tv right now.

person 2: ROFLBLASTIC!

person 1: you're so fancy and cool just for saying that

person 2: i know

by jazzertonlolwhat July 3, 2008

ROFL-PANDA

a giant pwning panda with ROFLCOPTER blades coming out of his hands, feet, and back.

noob 1: wtf iz dat pwning all teh newbz?

noob 2: ROFL-PANDA.

by dusted_one April 2, 2009