Reality Nooby

A reality nooby is somebody who fails at doing things in real life situations. See "noob" for videogames

Person One (Taylor): "wow, that person just called me a noob in this video game."
Person Two (Anthony):"lol, well my mom just called me a reality nooby in real life"

by Zinesick December 20, 2010

Reality is Nigh

When something horribly wrong is going to happen because someone was incredibly stupid

DUDE! WAKE UP! SHE WON'T GO OUT WITH YOU! REALITY IS NIGH!!!

by The Peace Lord Deimos February 18, 2018

reality fame

n. Fame garnered through the use of Reality TV or reality websites, but still being less than D-List. Richard Hatch, Tom From Myspace/Tom Anderson, Tila Tequila, and anyone on Ultimate Fighter.

1. Myspace: A place for reality fame.

by Craig B. January 1, 2006

Post-reality

Post-reality is the normalization of the digital age we live in. It is the authentication of our social media lives overlapping what we view as normal. We are living in a time when it is common for everyone's public display of their lives to be romanticized-- Fiction is reality and reality is fiction. It’s up to you how to perceive it.

We are all living in post-reality.

by AngelinoFromMilano November 16, 2022

kiddie reality

the state of being obssessed with stuff your kids enjoy. watching only kids movies,listening to kids songs in the car and laughing at knock knock jokes.

weve watched toy story 5 times today, and the kids have been in bed for an hour, can we get outta kiddie reality now?

i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.

by rubbahbandman February 6, 2010

Corona Reality

Corona reality is realizing that you actually have failed at raising your kids to fend for themselves. A moms Corona reality may be that her ex is and always was a jerk and the kids are Entitled

I am so tired of finding my Corona Reality. I want kids that help around the house and are not so entitled !

by Cubby Cubster April 19, 2020

Reality Jack

The purposeful act of masturbation to examine future decisions with a clear head or Post Nut Clarity.

Person A: How are you doin' man?
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.

by ProlificFizz October 21, 2019