Lol Quotes

The act of starting a text/IM with lol, then preceding to end it with lol.

Person A: So, that's what happened last night. lol

Person B: lol, sounds like fun. I had the same night! lol

Person A: Dude, you totally just used Lol Quotes!

by pjinsky July 12, 2010

drama on quotev

Quotev better known as q is where a ton of drama unfolds. The drama normally consists of people who think they’re relevant arguing over something in the feed/activity. While that’s going on, most people in the q community start to choose sides and kiss ass 🤷 ♂️

Drama on quotev is so petty

by jack_s0n July 9, 2018

clutch quotient

The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.

Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.

Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.

by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007

Quite Rly

Often used as an answer to o rly. It is synonymous with an owl sporting a monocle and a pipe. Other answers to o rly are ya rly and cho rly.

Meant to sound sophisticated, which is an oxymoron based upon its origin.

James: Dude, Pamela Anderson is a total babe!

Chris: o rly?

James: ya rly.

Chris: Quite Rly.

James: Indeed, good friend.

by CaptainKrrris January 29, 2009

don't qoute me on that

After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.

I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

Quoteaholic

A person that knows almost every single iconic quote from movies, books and TV series.

Becky is such a Quoteaholic, she just recited all of the quotes from Game of Thrones, I'm quite impressed.

by RaawrWords September 2, 2016

quotev

a quiz site that too many people spend too much time on.

nick has a lot of follwers on quotev.

by aurora jane November 4, 2020