Queld

someone who always says bullshit and silly things but thinks that he's funny

'' Hey,Imagine if shit had feet '' ahahha '' What are you talking about , you Queld ! ? ''

by woolheiser March 19, 2016

quelp

A person with an obnoxious voice and/or personality. Can include, but not limited to, ugly, stupid, or annoying people.

Pronunciation can differ from "qwelp" to something like "kelp".

What a stupid prick! He's such a quelp.

She never shuts up about her cats. Stupid quelp...

by FLCL May 31, 2005

quilley

to violently defecate

"Man that was a nasty ass quilley, that bathroom will never be the same"

by Heavy G unit December 2, 2011

quelch

A creature, male or female, which is constantly chasing and/or hording cock

no example needed, we all know who they are...

by Candice May 19, 2003

Ink Quill

Do a girl in the butt. Nut in her butt. Use it as a ink resevoir, and your dick as a pen to write your name on her cheeks.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Quellfack

To explode in an obscene sounding mouth ejaculation of epic proportions. Generally a sound of disbelief.

"Hey."
"Hi."
"Your mother!"
*Quellfack*

COMMENCE LOLFISH!

by Commander Klenesheitz October 22, 2009

Quellie

(n.) An unmarked car that multiple people utilize to distribute drugs to a community so that the police do not have an easy way to track the dealers

I was arrested the other night for ridin in my quellie with the lights off.

Leave the quellie on the corner of Texas and Western and I'll pick it up.

by shaniqua27 October 2, 2012