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queefeater

Lame. Someone so lame, it could be said that they eat queefs.
Anyone with the 'flavor saver' facial hair motif is a COMPLETE queefeater.
by Allison Parks February 2, 2008
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Queefenstein's Monster

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.
Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.
by The Disturbed Doctor October 10, 2009
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penis queef

A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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man queef

when you have a fart that doesnt have enough pressure to expel itself out from between your ass cheeks and you are forced to squeeze your ass cheeks together and cause the trapped fart bubble to expel from under your ball sack. usually results in a high pitched popping sound
Dude, what the fuck was that noise?

oh, haha. i just had a man queef
by luckykorn January 4, 2010
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Queef Cordon Bleu

During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions. So offensive was the smell of these queefs that the Nazi’s would avoid these villages entirely; often returning to base in need of medical treatment similar to that required by victims of napalm. Due to the scarceness of food during those times the cheese could not be wasted. In the absence of a chicken the most popular way to enjoy Queef Cordon Bleu was for the whole family to gather around Mum’s vagina with their bread sticks. Every one would enjoy dipping their bread in the cheese and Mum would get a little extra kick for her hard work.
I’m sorry I can’t play with you after school today Peire, but mother has been baking a batch of Queef Cordon Bleu for her last 3 menstrual cycles. I must get home in time for the evening meal.
by Collin Beats His Monkey January 27, 2007
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smoke da queef

take a large bong rip, exhale into your partner's love hole, and then enjoy the hit from your partner's natural pipe.
dude, I'll marry the first girl that lets me smoke da queef!!
by fangina August 4, 2007
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queefasaurous

when a chik queefs so loud and so volumeous that is becomes living and usually reaks havic on neighboring cities and sometimes states depending on the exact volume of the queef persay.
They are not to be fucked with; THEY WILL WIN
Dude i will not forgive your skankass ho of a girlfriend. She gave birth to that queefasaurous who ended up killing my parents, not cool.
by Sethy247 August 9, 2007
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