quaketapes

the bestest ever
i <3 you and im ur biggest fan
v brain large
THE BEST EDITOR LIKE SO TALENT HOW I AM SHOCK AND AMAZE

quaketapes so slays and is amaxing and teh sweest erspon ever

by carolsnova June 28, 2022

quakesgirlfriend

our lil storm cloud
dumbest we love baller (fact)
edits yucky men
is actually a ball (only one ball)

did you hear how AWFUL quakesgirlfriend is at aquapark?!?!!?? i love them theyre so stupid

by carolsnova June 28, 2022

Quaker’s Marriage

While taking part in a fun nude rumpus in bed, you unknowingly get your lady into a scissor position and proceed to loudly and aggressively fart into her vagina…all the while keeping consistent eye contact. Finish with an i do. (reception party after if you are so inclined)

Woke up this morning next to the ol lady and gave her the old Quaker’s Marriage. Had her screaming Daddy’s name at the top of her lungs.

by Cigarcop October 19, 2022

quade

the most zesty person to exist.

person 1: quade is so zesty
person 2: ikr he is the most zesty person to exist

by clwnr November 18, 2022

quakeville

a fake city your boyfriend makes up to confuse you

have you ever been to quakeville?

by i hatepumpkins February 26, 2023

Quadecember

15/31 23:59:59

WHATS AFTER TRIDECEMBER?!?!
16/1 00:00:00
SUIIIII QUADECEMBER!!!!

Person 1: What month is it?
Person 2: Its Quadecember.
Person 1: Oh.

by Iampotato9749 September 11, 2023

e-quake

The wave of online social network updates occuring within the first ten minutes following an earthquake.

A: "did you see that e-quake on facebook?"

B: "Yeah 20 minutes of updates, for 20 seconds of minor tremor."

by dr.deathsuck June 25, 2010