QWERTY

when a human needs to define qwerty but feels bored and types it backwards

man on keyboard: wut dus qwerty meen???
computer screen: QWERTY is a keyboard design for Latin-script alphabets.
man on keyboard: oh huh.
computer screen: idiot.

by Stevyman1345 February 13, 2019

Qwerty Shitwaffle

The result of dedicating on a laptop keyboard, then slamming the laptop lid closed, producing a keyboard texture fecal pile, resembling a waffle pattern.

Let's all hit ourselves in the head with hammers and then make Qwerty Shitwaffles for breakfast.

by zuulybully October 9, 2018

Qwerty Bob

The moment where a dick shoved so far up your ass that ducks start to come out your mouth as you scream ‘qwerty bob’

‘Fuck qwerty bob’ she yelled bro, ‘I had a pond in my bedroom’

by jennys qwerts May 18, 2018

qwerty

A noun used commonly for passwords when a person doesn’t think properly.

“Qwerty” ho said, “Cha in waffles worst paword ewer

by Harg66 May 23, 2018

QWERTY

A type of keyboard layout that is commonly used by English speakers in the United States and Canada for easy access to the accented letters found in some French loanwords.

John uses the QWERTY keyboard layout for his computer.

by AstralLyy_ August 25, 2022

QWERTY

The most common worldwide keyboard-order with the first letters being Q, W, E, R, T and Y.

Can also be used for people or things that aren't very effective in what they do.

"This is the common "QWERTY" Keyboard"

"Stop being so Qwerty"

by Je vais être May 12, 2022

QWERTY Squirt

A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.

This fool wrote me a fackin' novel in this text message! He's def gotta case of the QWERTY Squirts!

by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022