Phonk

The best genre of music.

Person 1: Yo, do you like phonk?

Person 2: Yup! it's the best.

Person 1: Marry me

by shookey! September 25, 2022

plonker

Someone whose words are not worth reading.
See also plonk.

"Sheesh, what a plonker, I just forwarded all mail from him to the bit bucket.

by Alexis_J_M September 17, 2005

ponker

A very smelly fart. Used primarily by little lions

P.u! exclaimed Simba, smell that stinky ponker!

by umfufu July 4, 2011

pwank

The act of having a piss and a wank at the same time. They say it's impossible, but maybe one day a man will achieve it ...

"Dude, last night, I totally had a pwank!"
"What the fuck man?! You had a pwank?! HOW?!"

by wargrider21 February 9, 2010

Ponky-Donkey

Someone who has done something silly.

A piece of nonsense rhyme bought to my attention by my daughter

You forgot to lock the door and now we have to turn around and go back. You Ponky-Donkey

by shortlane July 16, 2010

Phonky

When the cowbells are plentiful and the 808s are everything but gentle.

"What kind of music do you produce"

"MAN I GOT THAT PHONKY PHONK GOIN ON, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"

by Homosexual_Badger June 28, 2022

phonk music

Phonk music is a mix of hip hop and trap music its more popular in 1990 because people listened to it more and sometimes people had better music taste

Sarah loved Phonk music so Much her friend Sophia got addicted!

by yourlocalwierdo November 25, 2022