nana pud

Banana pudding

I had some vivacious nana pud for my birthday

by TheRealUggy October 11, 2018

Summer Pudding

Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.

I’m so horned up I could go for some summer pudding.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Vag Pudding

When a mans cum mixes with a woman's and is still inside the vagina. What leaks out is Vag Pudding

Damn, that vag pudding is messing up my sheets!

by SweetD919 December 13, 2021

black pudding

A moist, crumbly sausage containing blood, possibly oatmeal, and other sundry organs, that is usually consumed at breakfast with potato scones and eggs and tastes surprisingly delicious, despite it's ingredients. When dipped in fish batter and combined with chips and curry sauce (the number one condiment in the U.K.), the result becomes pretty goddamn tasty.

Teresa laughed when Tom's black pudding fell down the inside of his pant; no doubt in a vain attempt to bolster his manhood at the breakfast table.

by Biggus Dikkus December 11, 2003

pud hammer

Similar to a Turkey Slap in that it involves the slapping of an erect or semi-erect penis on the face, the Pud Hammer however is not bound by the sex of the receiving party. Where the Turkey slap is meant for a girlfriend, wife or other female partner sometimes for the pleasure of the receiver as well as the giver the Pud Hammer can be applied to anyone and is generally used as a form of punishment.

Adeel wouldn't stop talking so I held him down and administered the pud hammer to shut him up.

by MrPrefect July 22, 2006

pud puller

n. - one who hangs around doing little or nothing. Synonymous with jerk off. Also "pulling one's pud".

Employee #1: What's Matt doing over there?
Employee #2: Oh, he's just pulling his pud.
Employee #1: What a pud puller!

by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy May 13, 2005

pudding hatch

The entrance to your ass

Retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter -Bloodhound Gang

by Retrix July 1, 2009