proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other

Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home

by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016

proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts to avoid being homicided by an insanely jealous significant other.

Before leaving the restaurant, Mendy forced her disgusted friends to be in her proof selfie.

by bushleaguers August 15, 2016

proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.

Before they left the restaurant, Mendy made her disgusted friends pose for a pathetic proof selfie.

by The bushleaguers August 14, 2016

Dill-Proof

Anything custom made to be sweat-proof, seawater-proof, semen-proof and nuclear blast-proof.

A: Damn that picture of Nicole Scherzinger was so fine , I came on the phone!
B: Fuck is the phone working?
A: Hells yeah it's Dill-Proof!

by Analtorpedo May 4, 2018

Proof

This is proof that I have proved my friend wrong

Proof-information, documents, etc. which show that something is true

by Ilikeyoutube November 22, 2021

Bullet Proof

Just 30 layers of bondo and Weilding blankets

Bullet Proof before the coup

by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021

Proofing

/pro͞ofiNG/
verb.
The process of blood entering and enflaming the genitals.

I touched his dangle through his gym shorts, it was a chubby. Not quite stone yet, so I kissed his neck to aid in the proofing of his member.

by anonymous August 21, 2021