premature erockulation

The condition created when a local band's self perceived popularity exceeds it's actual popularity.

Did you see the band at the bar last night? Their lead singer really has premature erockulation. Who the hell were they anyway?

by Vanhinely November 7, 2006

Premature Puller

When someone pulls the car door handle at the same time someone is unlocking the door in turn keeping the door locked. Therefore that someone who tried to open the door is a premature puller

Unlock my door! Then quit pulling the handle you premature puller.

by Christopher Edward Miller September 29, 2008

premature ejection dysfunction

Loss of data or files when you eject your USB key without properly stopping the device.

Oh no! Half of my presentation is missing because I just pulled out without stopping my USB key. This happens to me all the time. I must have a problem with premature ejection dysfunction.

by emb68 May 15, 2007

Poomas

Poomas- A word that describes action, object, event, person, or weed to be the best that it can be.

"Dave sells his weed cheap" "Yeah but Piers has got Poomas"

"Thats Poomas!"

by Mc Pounds and Colsey June 29, 2009

Premature Xmas-culation

The premature celebration of the Christmas holiday that is so often and annoyingly practiced by society. Symptoms include commercials shamelessly featuring holiday tunes and imagery the day we turn the calendar to November, store aisles being speckled with red and green products as early as mid-October, and post Black Friday you'd have to be a hermit not to hear a little jolly x-mas ditty every single day.

Yep, each year America pretty much jizzes in its red/green plaid pants all over its jingle balls in a pre-xmasculatory fashion before December can even take her "Santa's little helper" lingerie off.

Wall-mart is already stocking the shelves with Christmas shit? Halloween was freaking yesterday, premature xmas-culation much?!

by PerspectiveFTW November 3, 2010

premature ejaculation

Producing the pearl jam before putting it in the Maam. (See also pronatalist.)

How can you naturally make a baby, if you have a premature ejaculation, or cream your pants, before delivering your penis into your wife's vagina?

by Pronatalist April 26, 2008

premature hey

When someone chats you "hey" and you respond in a timely fashion and then they say nothing... Did you forget what you wanted? Seriously, don't get so excited and ping me when you're ready to chat.

You: Hey
Me: Hey
(...an hour and no further dialogue later...)
Me: Did you fall off of the earth?

(...just another premature hey, how annoying???)

by studbebski February 8, 2010