U.S. polo assn

a fake brand of clothing that will often get confused with real ralph lauren polo's, and if caught wearing a U.S. polo assn shirt, you will get packed on severely.

dude 1: aye yo, check out my polo.
dude 2: nigga thats U.S. polo assn!
dude 1: oh no...
dude 2: now im bout to pack the shit out you.

by FishstickMafia June 14, 2010

Polo bear

The cousin of the wildly popular polar bear. Polo bears are a lot more special and they have special needs! Polo bears are loving, adorable, sweet, and most devfinatly AWESOME!

Mom: look its a polar bear, son
Kid: nooooo mom thats a POLO BEAR!

by Ihatebearslover July 4, 2011

Narco Polo

Noun- refers to the activity of conducting a city-wide search for prescription narcotics such as Vicodin or Oxycontin.

Wellington: "What shall we do this evening?"
Parker: "Well, how about a game of Narco Polo?"
Wellington: "Delightful. Let me fetch the Bentley"

by Dr.Girlfriend June 16, 2009

polo bear

n. 1. the answer to the Christmas cracker riddle: What's furry and minty?; 2. phenomenon or situation that makes no possible sense usually because of the altered states of the participants; an enigma (2007-8-d.f. < jenandtaraism orig. cryptic Christmas cracker, possible combined expression of the equation "polar bear" - "polar" + "polo mint" - "mint" = "extreme confusion" or "polo bear".)

Definition 1:

Christmas Cracker: What's furry and minty?

Intoxicated Party-goer: I don't know...what?

Christmas Cracker: A Polo Bear!

Intoxicated Party-goer: Ah, a polo bear! Wait -what's that? That's not funny, just cryptic. Hey, does anyone know what a polo bear is?

Christmas Cracker: You know, you're the only person at this party who has even bothered to talk to me.

Definition 2:

Tara: Remember last New Year's Eve? What was that all about?

Jen: Yeah, I don't know. The whole evening was a bit of a polo bear for me.

by Jen Knoxville Girl May 10, 2008

onision-pology

When one apologizes for an action by demonizing other people who commit such acts, thereby admitting what they did was wrong like good people, without harming their pride by admitting fault. Used by people such as this eponym's namesake, Onision, and his apologies of sorts for transgressing his girlfriend's boundaries and anti-furry hate speech.

Just three days ago, Altair was screaming FURFAG in my face, but now, he's fucking beating the hell out of people who call me that! Talk about one hell of an excessive Onision-pology.

by Not Aaron Krause July 31, 2016

Water Polo

Water polo is a relatively new sport where instead of riding a horse, one uses a large mallet while dressed in scuba gear and riding a shark.

It is rumored that some families have a tradition where the family becomes a man when he is able to tame his own wild shark from the sea.

Let's play some fucking water polo, Matt! No, not that pussy ass volleyball shit. Sack up and grab a goddamn shark. Shit's about to get REAL.

by The Goddamn Batmans May 7, 2011

Polo Fresh

Wearing a nothing but Ralph Lauren Polo and not the fake U.S. Assn. but actual legit polo everyday and looking polo fresh, or Fratty.

"I decided to wear this pony today! I am looking polo fresh."
Having enough pony's in your stable.

by PoloFreshsince89 January 26, 2011