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processing

the act of sitting at a computer, bored to tears, wanting to be anywhere but here... maybe even dead, and working through piles and piles and piles of insurance paperwork that you'd really just rather light on fire and make smores with.
heather and i were processing documents the other day when, BLAHHH (self explanatory) addy walked in, obviously hung over and maybe still drunk with none other than the ingredients for smores, so we lit our desks on fire and enjoyed the gooey deliciousness.
by janey smithsonian June 17, 2008
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professional amateur

Someone that is and will always be an amateur. A person that will never move to the next level and will never become better at a particular sport, job etc. They are called "professional" amateurs because it is almost like they are good at being mediocre.
That guy's a professional amateur, he's been working the same job for 25 years and hasn't moved up.
by Jpr1mo June 16, 2007
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professional

a person engaged in one of the learned professions
Person A: That Brett Hodgson guy..what do you think of him?
Person B: Hes an absolute professional!
by talulah91 September 16, 2009
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professional procrastinator

a person who charges hourly rates for their work and always procrastinates, getting more money from the job.
Wouldnt reccomend it, the last one i got was a professional procrastinator
by Jacknauf May 2, 2011
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Progression

1. The epic and unparalleled event of taking multiple alcoholic shots, the number of which is significant (ie. years of marriage, number of V-cards taken, etc.), in order to expedite the process of pregaming. The use of a theme song is highly recommended, though not required.

2. The act of progressing.
"Dood, Timmy just took a 13 shot progression for his frat's 13th anniversary and now he's puking in the bathtub."
by Meesch April 18, 2013
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Professional Platter Rejuvenator

A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.
Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.
by Nathanial CW September 9, 2010
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Professional troll

A hideous creature that hides under bridges and hands out business cards.
A bridge dwelling businessmen is a Professional Troll
by FFFFFFFFFFFF November 15, 2012
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